What follows from here on out is a blovel (blog novel) about a girl finding herself and finding her man. This story is also entered into the Textnovel.com/Dorchester Publishing contest. If you like reading it, please do me a favor and click on the link at the bottom of this post and vote for the story & follow me as the author! (It does require a free sign-up registration, but you can change your email notifications so you don't have a lot of emails). Incentive: get access to the next installment of the story before it's posted on Girl With a Puck!
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***THE PREGAME WARM-UP (part 1)***
According to A Girl’s Guide to Dating a VIP:
If you want to date a hockey player, you must meet the following requirements:
- Be hot. I mean, ultra-smoking hot.
- Be cheeky. Every guy likes a girl who can keep up with him in the teasing and flirting department.
- Be smart. If you’re dating a hockey player, make sure you can play the game. No, not hockey. The dating-a-pro-athlete game.
I, Sarah Marjorie Kent, am none of the above.
Alright, I’m smart. But I can’t play “the Game”. I couldn’t even work up the nerve to ask Devin McInnis to the Sadie Hawkins dance. Instead, I just skipped the ordeal altogether and only went to my senior prom with my quiet band geek boyfriend-at-the-time. What can I say, we band geeks stuck together. Cuz, uh, no one else was going to.
But in college, I pursued the everyday ordinary girl American dream. No, not buying a house and getting hitched and hatching 2.5 kids. I mean, I wanted to do that whole She’s All That transformation — from geek to chic, from zero to hero, whatever. Minus getting picked on in front of the whole campus part.
A Girl’s Guide to Dating a VIP is not actually in print. It’s advice my best friend Amber and I gleaned from observing Amber’s older (uber-hot) sister Nikki's love life. She met and married her pro-basketball playing man shortly after they met. He wasn’t her first professional athlete, so we had a lot of opportunities to watch her date around. We witnessed some of the most epic battles in the history of male/female relationships, as far as we were concerned.
Forget the drama of high school or any of the reality TV crap. Real life, real drama, and real objects were being flung across the room during some of those matchups of Nikki vs. Insert-Dude’s-Name-Here.
I confess: we took a copious amount of notes (ahem, a Girl’s Guide… you get it).
See, the thing is, Nikki had those three attributes I listed above. She had been a smoking hot dance team member and captain of the song team (that’s cheerleaders who dance, for those of you who don’t know). In fact, she went global later and danced her way to some kind of Amazing Dancer title. Now, she’s on that show Dance With Me where they take famous folks without a dance background and pair them up with the top ten up-and-coming dance choreographers in the country. The winning couple gets all this cash. The celebrity donates his/her portion to charity, the choreographer usually opens up their own studio and basks in the glory of being sought-after.
Surprise, surprise. She met her man on set.
Why does this matter? Because I’m about to step out the door and into the car of NHLer Nathan Deschanel and despite all the notes I took, I don’t have a single clue how to Date a VIP.
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